Mother Nature is a Shitter

Woke up this morning to find the city blanketed in snow. First words that came to mind were “the shitters.” This is the first substantial snowfall this year, and it comes at the end of February? What’s up with that, Mother Nature? Why are you messing with us like this?

For those who have read Stephen King’s “Christine”, you know what I am talking about: today, Mother Nature was a shitter.